I get sexual satisfaction from proving people wrong
do you have a girlfriend? girlfriend? no, not really my area. oh right then. do you have a boyfriend? which is fine by the way. i know its fine. so you’ve got a boyfriend? no. right. okay. you’re unattached like me. fine. good.
vagueblogging on tumblr without naming names more like “i do not bite my thumb at YOU sir but i DO bite my thumb”
Do you quarrel sir?
QUARREL sir NOOOOO sir
stealing is a crime AND drugs is a crime too BUT if you steal drugs the two crimes cancel out and it is like basically doing a good. trust me i am a lawyerman
Why did Benedict Cumberbatch walk on stage with the cast of Twelve Years a Slave?
because he’s a fucking douchebag
He is in the fucking movie dipshits
plot twist: not everyone in that movie is black or michael fassbender
are you even being serious
are you ever in the middle of saying something or showing someone something and you realize that literally no one cares