I TASTE COLOURS

Blood.
Guts.
Dismemberment.
Pancakes.

This was beautiful.

thescientistandthesoldier:

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You both like Johnlock.

You: Are you still on that awful date with the fake blonde who has far too many cats? SH

Stranger: I’m still on a date with Lisa, yes. I’m starting to agree with you about the cats. No one person should have so many stories about their pets. -JW

You: She has seven cats, John. Seven. SH

Stranger: She says three. Are you sure it’s seven? -JW

You: Absolutely certain. SH

Stranger: That is sort of terrifying. -JW

You: As well it should be. On the bright side, if you marry her, you don’t have to worry about her pressing you for children. You’ll already have seven. SH

Stranger: Oh, shut up. -JW

Stranger: I hadn’t had a date for three months, I wanted to get out for a night. Why does that never work out? -JW

You: Just accept that you will likely spend the rest of your life with me, solving crimes. You know you secretly like the thought. SH

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lameborghini:

i think what pisses me off more than anything else is the little spot the windshield wipers miss when it’s raining

(via chocoboco)

ivoryathena:

wow i’m a teenager trying to figure out this horrifying dystopian world with minimal resources and constant terror while frequently fighting just to stay alive you know what i really have time for

a love triangle

(via demons-detectives-and-the-doctor)

tvhousehusband:

I think I’m in love with her.

(via master-in-the-tardis)

snorlaxatives:

if i could bring one dead person back to life i’d bring back Walt Disney just to show him the shows on disney channel and see his reaction

(via cumbercrack)

yukigitsune:

‘what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’

what if i cut off your left leg

would that make you stronger

would it

image

(Source: icelikelollies, via booksand-loki-is-a-perfectsight)

thr-ill:

My life in a sentence

thr-ill:

My life in a sentence

(via loveholic198)

(Source: charlottec21)

“i don’t want to write this fanfic i want to fucking read it”

—   a novel not written by me (via kingxxxwizard)

(via superwholockedinthecloset)

seventimestwo:

My relationship with all of my friends

seventimestwo:

My relationship with all of my friends

(via booksand-loki-is-a-perfectsight)

abz-j-harding:

ishipitliketitanic:

houndsarereal:

kokorodesiree:

avenger-iron-man:

Come to us darling.

Reblog it every time

Always reblog

Forever reblog.

Like the great circle of life, this post must be reblogged for all eternity.

(via booksand-loki-is-a-perfectsight)


Balance of probability, little brother.

Balance of probability, little brother.

(Source: bbcswilliam, via bowties-and-cheekbones)

Hugh Dancy at 20th Annual SAG Awards.

(Source: thischarmingdevil, via lecter-starling)